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After a great performance last weekend, the Cardinals are back on the field this Saturday in the late game at 2pm to take on UHS-VU.  Details of the game are:

JJ Holland Park, Kensington Rd, Kensington (Mel 2T H7)

White Shorts (Any will do)

Be there by 1:00pm (Game at 2pm)

The team to face UHS-VU is:

Emergencies (Please bring your gear as there could be late changes)

None

Selection prefrerence has been given to those who were at training and are able to play.  This week we require a goal umpire and water carrier.  Those who help ae guaranteed a game the following week so if you can please let myself or Paul know.

Also, Subs are due so please pay now!  Don’t forget to sell your raffle tickets.

See you all on Saturday.  If any issues or problems, please let me know.

Feral

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on  much less  serious note
 
has anyone chosen a song for the karaoke yet?
 
a few songs have been snapped up to far
 
Starke is going to do chariots of fire
 
hummer is doing an emotional rendition of somebody to love by queen
 
charlie acutt is belting out a heartfelt  we don’t need another hero by tina turner
 
billy has nabbed what about me by shannon noll
 
kimmy is doing his favorite song,  elevator love – guy sebastion
 
and of course
 
Ricey is going to do an aggravated version of Whats my name by Snoop Doggy Dogg
 
Wazza has also given me the heads up that he will be doing a break dancing demonstration on the night
 
 
Fellas, let your mates and girlfriends know we have the $5 full strength cocktails, skittle bombs and jager bombs on tomorrow, P-ziz and Starke are manning the bar and will be ensuring everybody has a great night. After the karaoke has finished we have a professional DJ pumping out dance-floor filling party tunes. Get ready for a big night!

Gentleman,
My virtual-unemployment and welfare abuse has allowed me to undertake a comprehensive survey of the ladder and this weeks matches.

We are currently sitting uncomfortably on the 8th rung, with 3 wins, 5 losses, 1 draw and boasting a percentage of 80.66. The statistics for our lowly dwelling neighbours is as follows.

Old Paradians sitting in 9th on 2 wins, 6 losses, 1 draw and a percentage of 45.27

Terry Penola sitting in 7th on 4 wins, 5 losses and a percentage of 76.76

Ivanhoe sitting 6th on 4 wins, 5 losses and a percentage of 87.81

North Old Boys sitting 5th on 4 wins, 4 losses, 1 draw and a percentage of 104.06

Williamstown sitting 4th, 5 wins, 4 losses and a percentage of 164.00

Fitzory sitting 3rd on 5 wins, 3 losses, 1 draw and a percentage of 145.17

Basically Gentleman, these 7 sides will be fighting for the 2 spots left in the top 4 (Rungs, 1 and 2 going to Carey and Banyule)

HOW DO WE PLAY FINALS.
Gentleman, make no mistake, a win this week guarantees us 2 points out of the top 4. As it will leave Williamstown on 5 wins, Fitzroy play North Old boys and Ivanhoe play Therry Penola, so regardless there will be 3 sides on 5 wins and us sitting with 4 wins and a draw.

Next week we play UHS-VU again which should be a win, Carey the week after which might be tough, North Old boys at home which we can easily win, Ivanhoe who we have already beaten and Therry Penola at home where we should easily win. That leaves us on 8 wins. Which by my calculations and ladder predictor leaves us in 4th spot come finals time.

So gentleman, I reiterate, tomorrow is a must win. No one should be going into the game thinking our finals aspirations are no longer in existence, they are well and truly intact. If we play like we did last week and demonstrate some of the silky skills on display at training will be enjoying a cocktail with the knowledge that we are knocking on the door of the top 4.

Prepare well my pretty’s.

Hummer xoxoxoxo

After a great performance last weekend, the Cardinals are back on the field this Saturday to take revenge on Williamstown CYMS.  Details of the game are:

KB Reserve, Yarra Boulevard, Burnley (Mel 59 B1)

Black Shorts (Any will do)

Be there by 10.30am

The team to face Williamstown CYMS is:

Emergencies (Please bring your gear as there could be late changes)

Glowrey

Selection prefrerence has been given to those who were at training and are able to play.  Those not selceted this week will be selected next week.  We will require people to help on Saturday.  We require a boundary umpire, goal umpire and water carrier.  Those who help ae guaranteed a game the following week so if you can please let myself or Paul know.

Also, Subs are due so please pay now!  Don’t forget to sell your raffle tickets and more importantly don’t forget to keep this Sat night free for the annual Cardinals Karaoke (Kirraoke) Night at the clubrooms.

See you all on Saturday.  If any issues or problems, please let me know.

Feral

After a well deserved break for the long weekend, the Cardinals are back on the field this Saturday to take on Old Paradians.  Details of the game are:

KB Reserve, Yarra Boulevard, Burnley (Mel 59 B1)

Black Shorts (Any will do)

Be there by 10.30am

The team to face Old Paradians is:

Emergencies (Please bring your gear as there could be late changes)

Glowrey

Selection prefrerence has been given to those who were at training and are able to play.  Those not selceted this week will be selected next week.  We will require people to help on Saturday.  We require a boundary umpire, goal umpire and water carrier.  Those who help ae guaranteed a game the following week so if you can please let myself or Paul know.

Also, don’t forget to keep Sat 25 June free for the annual Cardinals Karaoke (Kirraoke) Night at the clubrooms.

See you all on Saturday.  If any issues or problems, please let me know.

Feral