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Training Continues Tonight

G’Day All,

Just a quick reminder that pre season training will continue tonight at 6.30pm sharp. You can leave gear etc at the clubrooms or you can head straight to the ground. We are training at the same ground as last week, which is Burnley Oval, Park Grove Richmond (Mel 44 J11 or link below) and will start at 6.30pm. No football boots to start with, just runners. We will be having training here each Wednesday until 14 December and we are training SEPARATELY from the seniors.

If you have any friends or know of anyone who is interested in playing please bring them along. Also, if you know of any other players from last year who I don’t have on the email list, please pass on to them.

Also, the netballers have organised the last social event for the year on this Saturday night, 10 December.

I look forward to seeing you all tonight at Burnley Oval at 6.30pm. Any issues or problems please let me know

Feral

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Footy Trip

Ok guys I need everyone to listen up and get your shit together. The footy trip is upon us so I need to know whether you are or out and I need to know NOW!

 

We are going to Adeliade – The Glenelg Beach Hostel, we stayed their a couple of years ago and tore it a new one.
DATES – Friday the 26th and Saturday the 27th of August. – If you want to stay an extra night that’s cool too.

 

I need $100 for the accomodation this week, and i need another $100 for the bond by the end of next week. You will get this $100 back when we check out – providing you dont trash the place.

 

Please pay the $100 or $200 if you can into my bank account:

 

Name: Rowan Pizzey

BSB: 733054

ACC: 560781

REF: Your Name

 

FYI – If you haven’t booked your flights yet, tiger are supposedly coming back online tomorrow (friday) and I reckon they would be offering some cheap flights to try and get people back on board.

 

If anyone has changed their mind about the footy trip and wants to come, or now cant come – can you please give me a call urgently on 0409540011.

 

Cheers,

Pizz

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The Analyzer

Afternoon Gents,

 

I thought I’d put together some statistics to further reiterate Ferals premise that we can still play finals.
As it stands the ladder looks as follows.
Old Carey  12 wins 0 losses 0 draws 307.78%
Banyule     9 wins   3 losses  0 draws  165.51%
Williamstown 7 wins 5 losses 0 draws   160.64%
Fitzroy          6 wins  5 losses   1 draw      141.00%
NOBS          6 wins    5 losses   1 draw     96.86%
RCAFC        5 wins      6 losses  1 draw    87.34
Ivanhoe       6 wins      7 losses   0 draws     87.14
Looking at the current ladder, it appears we stand zero chance of playing finals however looking at the fixture ahead yields some surprising yet exciting news.
Before I begin, spot’s 1 and 2 are sealed by Carey and Banyule respectively, they cannot be changed.
Williamstown are a game clear in third and have Ivanhoe, Therry and Banyule in the 3 remaining rounds of the season. You would expect that they will win the first 2 and thus securing 3rd place.
That leaves the 4th and final spot in the finals to be contested by Fitzroy NOBS, RCAFC and Ivanhoe.
Fitzroy face Carey, Banyule and UHS-VU. While it’s impossible to predict results, You’d imagine they will lose to Carey and Banyule while they will beat the bottom placed UHS-VU. Should that occur, that will leave Fitzroy with the following result.

Fitzroy –  7 Wins  7 Losses 1 Draw. This will not be enough to make finals and thus Fitzroy have been eliminated. Thanks for playing Lions.
While not as tough, Ivanhoe face Williamstown, RCAFC and Old paradians in their remaining 3 games of the season. Assuming they lose to Williamstown and us yet beat Old Paradians they will finish with the following results.
Ivanhoe – 6 Wins, 9 Losses. this will not be enough to make finals and accordingly Ivanhoe have been eliminated. Thanks for playing Hoes.
That leaves two sides in contention for the illustrious 4th rung on this years ladder, RCAFC and NOBS.
Once again, assuming that NOBS loose to us this week, beat Old Paradians the following week and lose to Carey in the last round they will finish with the following result.

NOBS – 7 Wins, 7 Losses, 1 Draw. This will not be enough to make finals and accordingly have been eliminated. Thanks for playing douche bags.

It doesn’t take a genius to work out that for us to play finals, we need to win our 3 remaining games, a task which to some may feel unachievable however as I’ll demonstrate, it should be far easier then it sounds.
Last time we played NOBS we stayed with them for 3 quarters and then fell off in the last. When we played them, we had no bench, no chemistry and we were playing away. This week we’re on our turf, we have had heaps of quality players introduced to the team since then and we will dominate.
We beat Ivanhoe last time once again with no bench. We’ll do it again no worries. Dub murdered their dominant full forward last time and will have no problems quashing him again. Pencil it in as a win.
Last round of the season, a win will guarantee finals, a loss will mean that night we are hitting the grog hard. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m already giddy at the thought of playing in a game that means so much. Of course we will step up and smack those half witted idiots from Pascoe Vale.
So gents there you have it, the equation for us to play finals. Get excited, because we’re going to Elsternwick Park on the first Friday night of August.
See you tomorrow night my pretties.
Hummer xxxxooxoxox

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Player Profile: Adam Cheyne

Name: Adam Cheyne
Nickname: Ads
Number: 35
Age: 27
Where do you live: Northcote
Where are you from: Melbourne
Football/Sporting Background: Played footy from juniors in spurts to this season .  Played a heap of golf and tennis throughout the years too.
Football/Sporting Teams you support: Essendon Bombers / Dallas Cowboys
Occupation: Town Planner
Company: AECOM
What do you want to achieve by the end of the year: To help Hummer distinguish the difference between me and Ricey!  (Ideas thus far are a good start fellas)
Where do you go for a beer: Brunswick St
Which best describes you: PS3/XBOX/WII/PC/ATARI: XBOX
Favourite Music – Genre/Band/Album: Mixed bag of tunes.
What do you do in your spare time: Trying to deriver content for my future memoirs but besides that enjoy a snowboard and a hit of tennis.

Karaoke on the 25th – be there!!

Karaoke on the 25th – be there!

Karaoke on the 25th – be there

Yum Cha – Saturday All You Ca Eat. Must RSVP asap

All You Can Eat Yum Cha – $22.50

Chinese Tea – $0

Beer – $4

Eating 2 kilos of scallop dumplings in a sitting – PRICELESS

 

I love the Queens Birthday break because it means that I can stuff my face full of Yum Cha.  For those who have been to Dragon Boat Palace before you know how good it is, 11am – 2pm of eating is bliss.  Unless you under achieved, you shouldn’t need to eat again until 11pm.  There are all sorts of goodies such as the standard favourites plus some more exotic treats such as chicken feet and tripe.

Sometimes I don’t know how this place makes a $ but then again I also wonder how underpaid the staff are.  I need to book asap and so please make a comment to this post if you think you can come. Last year (http://www.cardinalsfc.com.au/2010/06/07/yum-to-the-cha-cha-cha-dragon-boat-palace/) was great and this year will be no different.

RSVP today by making a comment as I will need to book today (Thursday)

 

Details

Time: 11am-2pm Saturday 11th June

Where: Dragon Boat Palace – on Lonsdale st, in between Russell and Exhibition.